12 Days of Trollmas

[Vin Ahrr Vin]

Boozer started this on the Trollwalla and I thought it needed to be archived somewhere so that it wouldn't get foreber lost:

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, the Trollgod sent to me....

Twelve Trolls competing,

Eleven Lamias leering,

Ten Hydra Heads,

Nine rocks a-shining,

Eight Monsters! Monsters!,

Seven elves a-shrieking,

Six hobbs a-hobbling,

Five Gooolden Coins!,

Four screeching bats,

Three French orcs,

Two Ogres puzzled,

And a goblin in a pear tree!

[Vin Ahrr Vin]

I searched the Trollwalla to get the names of the authors of each portion of the song so that everyone would know where to aim the tomatoes when you throw them. And the culprits are:

Twelve Trolls competing, (Mahrundl)

Eleven Lamias leering, (Brass)

Ten Hydra Heads, (Quoghmyre)

Nine rocks a-shining, (Ramsen Triton)

Eight Monsters! Monsters!, (Rrraff)

Seven elves a-shrieking, (Skaat)

Six hobbs a-hobbling, (Dandelion the Ogre)

Five Gooolden Coins!, (K'maath)

Four screeching bats, (Naharaht)

Three French orcs, (Taran Dracon)

Two Ogres puzzled, (Mahrundl)

And a goblin in a pear tree! (Boozer)

[Vin Ahrr Vin]

Each of those responsible have been EXALTED for their deed! (Assuming I could find them in the membership list for the TrollBridge.)

[quoghmyre]

And don't forget the 12th Troll Arth